Suggested Stink-O-Meter ratings

Based on Houston:

1. Slight dirty laundry smell - Luby's at West Gray before lunch
2. Stronger sweaty clothes smell - Dirk's coffee porch on Friday night
3. Decomposing clothes smell - YMCA
4. Odor of decomposition - Kroger produce aisle
5. Strong odor of decay - Taco Cabana porch
6. Odor of garbage and stagnant water - Astrodome
7. Smells like rotting takeout - Montrose at 3 pm
8. Stench of decaying meat - Pasadena
9. Reeks of putrefaction - Stag's Head Parking lot, the next morning
   
10. Assault of odor of skeletal remains - Memorial Park

If they use this ranking, I think all Houstonians will understand exactly where the stink is.